Confessions of a thief
Ariel Cheng
I steal what I can. Convenience stores with ever-stocked shelves. Garbage trucks blaring Für
Elise every night like clockwork. Warm, clean bowls of soy milk.
I steal what I need to. Nothing more, nothing less. One sprig of onion, not two. Just a loaf of
bread. The voice-box of that escalator woman: please hold onto the handrail, first in English
then in Chinese. The doors of the sleek subway train, beeping like a child’s toy, like a bomb,
smoothly sliding open.
I steal even if the goods are ugly. Disfigured metal from a car crash, still smoking in the sun.
Sticky, sticky air. Hot against my skin. Beetles fighting to the death. The raspy scream of the
air raid siren.
I steal and I tell myself this is normal, this is normal, this is normal.
Where am I from? Everyone gives me different answers: Republic of China; Chinese Taipei;
Taiwan, Province of China; Taiwan, the real China. I do not know the answer.
As the sun bleeds out I think about whether my house will stand in ten years.
ARIEL CHENG is a human from the land of bubble tea who is fond of llamas. Her favorite snack is dark-chocolate flavored theoretical neuroscience with a side of intellectual masochism, topped with shavings of existential angst. These days, she mostly thinks about AI alignment. In her ever-dwindling spare time, she writes bad poetry.